We were being all 'Noah Ritter' about it."Everyone say HELLO to the duck on my HEAD!", the small boy shouts, when trying to avoid Sofia Vergara's questions about him possibly having a girlfriend.
It's so bad that chalking an Abelisaurus out there didn't look out of place in the slightest...
RAWR I'M GOING TO EAT ALL OF THE TREES AND EVERYTHING
(this Abelisaurus is a plant-eating one)
"ARGHUAAAAAAA", screamed the overgrown mess.
Thankfully, the trees won't have to fear the dinosaur for too much longer, because the garden is getting chainsawed to death by our landlord this afternoon. Excellent. Bad news for the Abelisaurus though, who will soon have nothing to chase, and my mum, who really loves carrying out demolition jobs. "I'll come up from Wales and we'll cut it all down and drive it to the tip in the car, yeah?", she said, rubbing her hands together.
I'll post you their reactions next week...